I'm Tanner. I eat brains. Yours.
Bwahahahaha.

I have a volatile personality. A little nonsense can be good sometimes my friend. I'LL GIVE YOU A LOT. I don't lie unless I have to and I don't seek conflict. I am the violent to the xtreme and probably vulgar. Mostly by accident. I won't keep your secrets til I die. But I'll hear them. I believe in open-mindedness and acceptance. The worst thing you could tell me is that I'm not good enough for you. Stage presence is everything. I'm loud as a mofo, you'll realize that. I'm obnoxious. I'm not sorry. And keep in mind: I've got stories and theories that you've never even heard of. I am incredibly restless. Freeze or boil. I don't have patience - or much of an attention span. "/ But I don't make promises. [Just no-refund guaruntees.] And I don't believe in letting anyone get hurt.
I'm a philosophical cynical chemical blondehaired blueeyed humanoid not to be taken seriously. So like me. It might be everything worth your while.

I can be whatever floats your fancy.

First of all: I am a bonafide space alien from mars. I am filthy. I have a 99 cent store edition of "Hangin With O' Town" that I carry with me wherever I go. I wear costumes && NOT for Halloween either. I chase gay men down the street in my underwear. I always have at least three changes of clothes and a toothbrush on me at all times. I collect magic. Craving a bottomless sack of wonders? I have three. I believe in blue boxes of Mike n' Ikes. && I swear I discovered them first. I smoke cigarettes in portopotties. I create my own kungfu sound effects no matter what Im doing. After you meet me: your new nickname is AYE YO DELICIOUS.

I have been accused of being: loud, obnoxious, insensitive, intelligent, stupid, an inspiration, a smartass, a dumbass, a vampire, out of this world, shakespeare's reincarnation, more fun when I'm sober, absolutely mindfucked, a villain, a total headcase, too violent, unclean, too legit to quit, a failure, impossible to get close to, dynamite, insane, immature, wise, sadistic, stubborn, completely creative, totally brilliant, a waste of your time and money, a bum, destructive, magical and too honest with everybody including me.

I give very good advice but never personally follow it.

I get up at 8:45 on the weekends to watch Pokemon: Battle Frontier. "Awesome" is my default emotion. I tend to hallucinate. I'm an android incapable of feeling. I have a ridiculously high pain tolerance. I will probably end up tackling you to the ground or breaking something of yours whether you'd like me to or not. Yes I do save my happy meal toys. D
I bite. && It's brutal. It's true that I should probably wear a belt. The crack is ALWAYS exposed. I still have trouble telling time. I will take on the mafia for a single glowstick. Christmas gives me that warm nostalgic feeling. I am a gypsy. I will corrupt your children. Total kleptomaniac. I like candy and I like it even better when it's free. I will steal you candy. And probably give you rabies. I will hold your hand when you cross the street. Or anywhere else. But I'd rather make a run for it. And I still cuddle in my sleep.
So now that you know me. Who's interested? daslk;ghkl;fdhg;lkasdf
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